There are a wide range of reasons why people take an energy shot these days. Most of us fall into at least one of the categories below…which one has your name on it?
1) It is estimated that over 7 million people in this country work two jobs. Sometimes you just need that little extra burst of energy to make it through a doubly tough day.
2) According to studies conducted by CNN and family magazines, over 40% of Americans don’t get enough sleep. It’s even rougher on teenagers, with an estimated 80% not catching enough Zzzz’s. If you can’t hug the pillow, squeeze a DynaPep energy shot!
3) Based on conversations with friends, coworkers and random complete strangers, I estimate that 75% of Americans are married to an incredibly boring spouse, and require that little extra burst of energy just to stay awake through their completely uninteresting tales of office drama involving people you don’t know or care one bit about.
4) based on a US Census survey, over 6,000 new bars and nightclubs open each year in the US. If you want to properly sample each one to gauge the tastiness of their beverages, the coolness of their atmosphere and the hotness of their other customers, you might need to take a couple of DynaPep energy shots.
Since I qualify for 3 of the 4, I’m probably overdue for a little extra kick… I’ll be back after I get another little DynaPep shot in me!