The following is a recently completed to-do list, with the end results for each task after supplementing my normal bacon/egg/cheese breakfast with a DynaPep energy shot:
1) Mow the front yard - The lawnmower was broken, but I had my DynaPep…and a pair of fingernail clippers. The grass never knew what hit it.
2) Paint the house - The wife wanted me to go with a pale blue with white trim, but DynaPep wasn’t having any of that boring stuff. I ended up going with jumbo versions of Leonardo Da Vinci’s classics on each wall. Considered going with Picasso, but I was way too amped to try mellowing out with the abstract weirdness.
3) Change the spark plugs in my car – The plugs went in easy, and then I had a DynaPep moment and decided to rebuild the entire engine from scratch…with solar batteries and glass panels on the outside of the vehicle. My ’73 Fury has never been so shiny.
4) Do the laundry – Knocked out three loads. Between loads, I sewed missing buttons back on shirts, ironed my socks and knitted a snuggie for the wife.
Really looking forward to more DynaPep next weekend. I think I’ll just put “drill for oil” on the list now…