In the interests of science, and for an excuse to pop some more of those tasty little DynaPep energy shots, the engineers and clinical staff here at the Hyperactive Product Testing Laboratory decided to perform time trials for a number of every-day common tasks to determine the effect of DynaPep. These experiments were conducted using a control group (no energy shot) and a DynaPep-enhanced group, and used an independent judge to ensure that all the results were on the level.
We started out with some basic tasks…
Time Trial #1: Washing the family car (includes interior, exterior and wheel-cleaning)
Without DynaPep: 1 hour, 12 minutes
With DynaPep: 27 minutes
No contest here, as the DynaPep tester was a virtual human blur. With sponge, rags and Armor-all flying, the DynaPep-enhanced subject had the car shining from bumper to bumper in less than a half hour. Scientific sidenote: After completion of this task, the Dynapep tester wanted to drive his sparkling clean car down to the beach for some boogie boarding, while the non-Dynapep entrant laid down and took a nap in front of the TV.
Time Trial #2: Organizing the Garage (includes removing garbage, organizing shelves and cleaning entire garage)
Without DynaPep: Incomplete (subject gave up after 2 hours)
With DynaPep: 45 minutes
Not much of a battle here either… The DynaPep-burning human machine cleaned the garage, built new wall shelving units and organized roughly 50 boxes of old Buick parts, Christmas decorations, decades-old clothing and random hardware with a blue-collar Dewey Decimal-type System. Subject spent the time left over shopping online for a new motorcycle to fill some of the clean empty space created by this test.
Time Trial #3: Teaching a kid how to play baseball
Slightly different format for this test, as both contestants were given two hours with a random neighborhood child who had never played baseball before. Contestants were told to teach the kid as much as possible during that time period.
Without DynaPep: The subject taught the child how to catch the ball, throw the ball and, as long as the ball was moving slow and across the plate, to hit the ball.
With DynaPep: The subject smartly gave an extra DynaPep shot to his test student. After two hours, the child was playing at an all star level, had a tryout scheduled with the Yankees and rewrote the Major League Baseball collective bargaining contract between players and owners, thereby ensuring that there will be no work stoppage for another couple of decades.
There you have it…Part 1 of our time trials provides clinical and irrefutable evidence showing that DynaPep energy shots not only give you more energy to get things done, but allow you to save the national pastime and provide mentoring for the next generation’s Derek Jeter. All results are unofficial, and it is recommended that you pop your own DynaPep energy shots and conduct your own time trials to verify the results!